We provide custom programming for soon to be defunct Internet start ups and useless Web sites.
Using our Internet programming experience and expertise, we can help you to:
- Make your Web site more impossible to use
- Complicate mundane Internet related tasks
- Collect private, sensitive information from your visitors to use against them
- Provide superfluous marketing interactions
- Design traps to keep your users locked at your site
We specialize in:
- Annoying popup box technology that never goes away
- Intrusive, unintuitive data collection forms
- Relentless bulk email blasters
- Cross browser compatibility destabilization
- Hogging bandwidth
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